Locke Lamora, Miles Vorkosigan and Moist von Lipwig are all swapped. By the time they get back to their home worlds, the Dendarii are startlingly in the black, the Gentlemen Bastards have incorporated into a locally beloved and totally crooked local bank with no PR problems, and the Post Office has accidentally conquered two small Hubwards countries.
I like how the outcomes make it perfectly obvious who went where without needing to say it.
I feel as though Clint would, but only by accident.
this is the kind of avant garde thinking that makes me so proud to be in fandom.
it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
Like you were trying to say arc-en-ciel and it went awry.
it’s 2014 why do boys still think girls like the smell of axe
idk bout u but i love the smell of an axe in my hands. smells like wood polish and cold iron. smells like power and fear.
NO. NO. I AM TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I AM CRYING BECAUSE I CAN STILL HEAR THE EXACT WAY SHADOW SAYS “PETER” AS HE COMES OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODS DON’T LOOK AT MEEEE
excuse me as I celebrate belatedly over pacific rim getting a sequel and a possible animated series with mako mori drawings